I recently had it pointed out to me that I should do an #introductions post! So hi! I'm a clown, stiltwalker, juggler, musician, starting to work on some acrobatics, and I work for a #circus (circusfreaks.org) I have a BA in German, and am hoping to start practicing speaking with people more often in German. I was invited to come and try out Mastadon by @RussSharek and have been enjoying it thus far.
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Straßen? Wo wir hinfahren, brauchen wir keine Straßen!
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: It gets worse!
Someone found a bug in the try-before-you-buy demo page.
You could type in any U.S. phone number and get the phone’s real-time location *without any text to the user for permission*. 200 million people exposed!
What. The. Hell.
Other creatures can count
Other creatures have language
Other creatures even have culture
The biggest difference between us and other intelligent species on Earth seems to be coffee
One of my dear friends re-recorded some of her songs as a kid-friendly mixtape!
I absolutely adore "Cheshire Kitten"
I used the original song as encore music in a show earlier this year.
“Hippos Poop So Much That Sometimes All the Fish Die”
“It wasn’t the farmers. Through an increasingly bold set of experiments, involving remote-controlled boats, computer simulations, a makeshift dam, and vast tankers of excrement-filled water, Dutton and Subalusky identified the real culprits: hippos.”
And yes, we did get her home safely.
@RussSharek and I sat down at our local coffee shop before heading to a class he teaches. We started chatting with a couple of young ladies sitting near us. By the end of our chat about what we do, one of them agreed to come along to class. With us, in our car. This boggled my mind as I grew up being told to NEVER get in the car with strangers. But I guess in the world of Uber, having strangers drive you somewhere interesting is more normal than I could have imagined. #smallstories
So they're splitting Fractal Matrix client into two apps
"What a nonsense" was my first thought. But their arguments... make sense. Maybe it's not such a bad thing.
I hate the "robots are immortal" meme.
You ever seen an 80 year old computer? No? That's because an 80 year old computer is a
whole lot harder to keep running than an 80 year old human.
There are plenty of thirty year old computers around, but, you know what? I'll bet their survival rate is lower than 30 year old people, even when those people in question subsist on gas station hot dogs and coca cola.