@linuxjournal
User: Hey wiretap, do you have a recipe for pancakes?

Wiretap: Why yes, I *do* have a recipe for pancakes for you, using delicious ingredients from our sponsors, available at a discount now from our distribution partners!

User: Hey wiretap, do you have a recipe for social change?

Wiretap: Uh...404. How about some delicious pancakes?