"I believe nothing. I have shut myself away from the rocks and wisdoms of ages, and from the so-called great teachers of all time, and perhaps because of that isolation I am given to bizarre hospitalities. I shut the front door upon Christ and Einstein, and at the back door hold out a welcoming hand to little frogs and periwinkles. I believe nothing of my own that I have ever written. I cannot accept that the products of minds are subject-matter for beliefs."
I've been a third generation Russian orthodox periwinkler my whole life. Can't stand those neo-froggists with their screwed up interpretation of the naturalistic doctrines. The sooner we nuke them all the better.