We're the first to admit that we deliver far more laughs and yuks per dollar than rival cults. But they are for Braindeath. We are against Braindeath. That would put a bounty on our heads except we tread the thin line just enough. MY GOD, look what they did to any of our predecessors that kept straight faces.
No, this is NO joke, NO parody. Only your programming keeps you from believing we have thousands of members, international devivals, radio shows... but we do.