Seems like more and more people are finally deciding to leave the spyware that is Google Chrome 🥳


Ouch!... Yeah, my car looks pretty similar, right now. *sigh*


Yeah... about that... I knew I should have shaved the morning that painter arrived with his cigarettes...


Hoping this is a hint that you're about to announce an innovative, multi-community supported, free software powered DESK LAMP!!!!! 😂

OK everybody, we have just 2 days to raise $17k. We have no marketing or campaigns staff @conservancy so we count on you to spread the word. Please help!!

Dear $DIETY,
Just looking over my recent timeline... I think I'm getting weirder again.

Forgive me.


It makes me just want to eat your face...

In what other context would that be a socially acceptable thing to say in public?


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Much to my dismay, despite many years of eating plant based burgers, I have yet to grow myself a nice, jiggly, plump pair of bosoms.

I want my money back.


Amazing. It looks like it will even fit with the chic, modern yet minimalist design of my unit, complete with slabs of rotting meat! I'll take 1.3^473722405E+sbgns!

@codingcommanders Please also say that your terminal actually looks like that normally....


Hey Candy, nice vid! 👍 What did you use to synthesize the female voice (other than yours) in the video?


But does it come with free shipping and a handy waffle iron?


Happens to me all the time.

And I don't even live in Milano.


Apparently it robs the uh... "artists" of the income they would have otherwise made...


Yeah, it's not actually what it sounds like, although it *is* pretty weird. Apparently these are videos for some PG rated Android app on the playstore. That said, I can still see foot fetish pedophiles installing this...

OMG!!! I just thought of the BEST slogan to help educate people about !

It goes a little something like this...

"CHRISTMAS!!!! It's like , without The Purge!"

What do you think? Are we ready for billboards in times square yet?

Best of days to you all!

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