Seems like more and more people are finally deciding to leave the spyware that is Google Chrome 🥳
digitaltrends.com/computing/mo

@sean

Ouch!... Yeah, my car looks pretty similar, right now. *sigh*

@onan

Yeah... about that... I knew I should have shaved the morning that painter arrived with his cigarettes...

@PINE64

Hoping this is a hint that you're about to announce an innovative, multi-community supported, free software powered DESK LAMP!!!!! 😂

OK everybody, we have just 2 days to raise $17k. We have no marketing or campaigns staff @conservancy so we count on you to spread the word. Please help!!

sfconservancy.org/supporter/

Dear $DIETY,
Just looking over my recent timeline... I think I'm getting weirder again.

Forgive me.

@sean

It makes me just want to eat your face...

In what other context would that be a socially acceptable thing to say in public?

@dansup

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@memo

Much to my dismay, despite many years of eating plant based burgers, I have yet to grow myself a nice, jiggly, plump pair of bosoms.

I want my money back.

@Shitlord

Amazing. It looks like it will even fit with the chic, modern yet minimalist design of my unit, complete with slabs of rotting meat! I'll take 1.3^473722405E+sbgns!

@codingcommanders Please also say that your terminal actually looks like that normally....

@codingcommanders

Hey Candy, nice vid! 👍 What did you use to synthesize the female voice (other than yours) in the video?

@Shitlord

But does it come with free shipping and a handy waffle iron?

@shad

Happens to me all the time.

And I don't even live in Milano.

@doctorow

Apparently it robs the uh... "artists" of the income they would have otherwise made...

@lnxw37a2

Yeah, it's not actually what it sounds like, although it *is* pretty weird. Apparently these are videos for some PG rated Android app on the playstore. That said, I can still see foot fetish pedophiles installing this...

OMG!!! I just thought of the BEST slogan to help educate people about !

It goes a little something like this...

"CHRISTMAS!!!! It's like , without The Purge!"

What do you think? Are we ready for billboards in times square yet?

Best of days to you all!

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