If you are a man using a public restroom that happens to have a baby changing station in it and a wild banshee of a woman with infant in tow happens to start banging on the door you do not acquiesce to her and her stupid baby. In fact, take longer and enjoy your shit. You earned it. Let the baby wallow in their baby shit. I'd give anything to be able to shit like a baby these days. That baby doesn't know how good he/she has it. Bowels of purity. That is the dream for every middle aged man.