Keith Winter @KeithWin@social.tchncs.de
Fueled by Coffee - Social Media, Wordpress, Photographer, and English Teacher (when I have to be).
Friends, cats and other mastodon users - are you ready and willing to do some SCIENCE?
I am asking because I have made this survey about the difference between being on Twitter and being on Mastodon, and would appreciate you taking three minutes of your time to fill it out
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfOax4vnFeJbRtDFyEt82rfLdf4b6GzE0fj_EAQ8iUNQIcufQ/viewform
Thank you for reading. May good things come your way
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be the very best you can
get up - start your day
This is damn insightful and worth your time reading...
How technology hijacks our minds...
This is a photo of a crashed kiosk advertising the menu and offers at a popular Norwegian pizza restaurant chain. It shows that the kiosk was running facial recognition and basic sentiment analysis on the people looking at it.
Based on the number of people who sent me this on Twitter, it’s clear that people care and are unhappy with corporate surveillance.
The worst bit? Compared to what Google and Facebook do daily and at scale, this is a toy.
I was being sincere when I told my friends their baby looks like a movie star I just failed to mention that the kid looks like E.T.
There are ancient diseases hidden in the ice, and our warming planet is waking them up. (And remember, our antibiotics are starting to fail against new strains of super bacteria that we've already been fighting. The potential for disastrous epidemics is real and have the experts shitting themselves. You're welcome.) http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20170504-there-are-diseases-hidden-in-ice-and-they-are-waking-up
Every time I make plans to eat better, I can hear my stomach laughing.
Finished work at last!! Off to the pub. Bye for now.
#WhatToDoWhenYouAreBored
1. Go to a bank
2. Yell "NOBODY MOVE"
3. (Scary pause)
4. Say "I lost a contact lens."
I hope mastodon grows but I also hope it doesn't turn out to be the wordpress of twitter clones.
According to the Bible, God created the world in 7 days.
It took 9 months to create me.
So, clearly I’m a big deal...
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Been making Mango chutney. Whole house smells of vinegar.
Quick tip: Unless you want to have a massive coughing fit, don't smell it while it's cooking.🤢
Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now.
#WhatToDoWhenYouAreBored
1. Find a kid that looks like you
2. Tell them you are them, from the future.
Ok, I'm going to try my first time developing 35mm film now. It's an Ilford 400 ISO black&white film.
If all goes well, I'll be able to do a scan of the photos in about 1,5 hour or so. Wish me luck! 😀
Why do I work better at night?
@KeithWin this platform is getting bigger and bigger. five years left and twitter is bankrupt.
The Mastodon network now has 600,969 members on 1,701 instances.
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