When your chatbot turns out to be a hipster programmer:

The SQL hard drive is down, hack the optical interface so we can connect the COM bus!

If we bypass the monitor, we can get to the XSS pixel through the open-source PCI capacitor!

Indexing the monitor won't do anything, we need to index the 1080p FTP sensor!

If we override the port, we can get to the XML alarm through the neural RSS feed!

The USB matrix is down, transmit the bluetooth monitor so we can program the AI feed!

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Ist it even legal to publish this? I don't know what those things are but some sure sound illegal. You might be giving cybercriminals (cybercriminal hackers? Criminal cyberhackers? ... you know who I mean) ideas!

Just like that movie Matrix where the hacking was so realistic that some real criminals used the same commands!

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