Welches Fisch ist sehr nervig?

Der Stör.

(I simply love your Flachwitzes)

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@Nestroy Why shot Tesla a car in Orbit?
They were looking for parking space

Was essen Autos?
Parkplätzchen

Such a pity this joke does not work in English

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RT @watch_union@twitter.com

Kein Vergeben, Kein Vergessen.

Gegen jeden Antisemitismus, ob neu ob alt. /NB

🐦🔗: twitter.com/watch_union/status

Good morning, girls and guys and others.

What all the German colleagues say today: Ganz schön kalt heute!

Good morning girls and guys and others!

Off we go to the office...

Good day, girls and guys and others.

Alle schon wieder fleißig im Büro?

Good morning girls and guys and others.

Tired of all this.

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In Saarburg, einem kleinen Städtchen in der Region, gab es die erste -Demo. Organisiert von einem 13jährigen. 200 Leute kamen. <3

Happy weekend, girls and guys and others!

suddenly - plötzlich

all of a sudden - auf einen Plötz

Ich bin die geborene Dolmetscher!

Good morning, girls and guys and others!

Es ist schon plötzlich Advent

Good morning girls and guys and others.

Monday, Monday...

Mein neuer deutscher Lieblingsausdruck: Die Nase läuft.

I think we're going to have a nose race at my office today.

the colleague who talks so much uses Chap stick. I hope so much he's confusing it with the glue stick sooner or later...

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