So how's Mastodon holding up?
A blowjob is better than no job.
Waking up super horny. Not sure if waking up my wife will be a good idea at this early hour.
Tonight I'm going out. The only night I can use the lame pick up line: 'Oh, it's my birthday'
My favorite work mail is the office manager telling me there's a parcel waiting for me downstairs.
Today I'm wearing my HappySocks x Snoop Dogg. Yay socks!
https://social.tchncs.de/media/kQn3R10Wa_FhogRUZHM
I ain't got Twitter so people are wishing me happy birthday on here. Hah, love it. Thanks all!
#FF shout out to @Nonunsenses and @Nonunsenses.
It's his birthday, send nudes. And boost this toot across the fediverse.
Worth a try, right.
It's my birthday.
Send nudes.
I must have muted half of Japan by now on here.
In 20min it's time to celebrate and remember that moment in which I was able to escape from the vagina of my mother. Hooray!
#NSFW. 18+. Strap-on lesbian.
https://social.tchncs.de/media/N0S4OTLlXtYWe3IoadU
Remember the days where we tried to have civilized discussions with the needed nuances online crammed into 140 characters at maximum? Haha, yeah. Weird times.
Simple steps to be a Mastodon user:
- choose an instance
- sign in
- learn french
- learn japanese
Happy 420 people.
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Sent an email to my colleagues at 1am 'cause I came up with an idea that I was so happy about.
One of my many tattoos. An origami rabbit.
Origami to remind me that you can turn a single piece of paper into a work of art with enough patience and skill.
A rabbit because it's an active animal. Lively. Filled with joy. #tattoo
https://social.tchncs.de/media/FnO380x9FJbkr2kqDIg
Almost midnight. Time to bring out the late-night content.
#NSFW. 18+.
They say sex sells, but fashion brand Eckhaus Latta might have taken it too far.
Created to promote its spring 2017 line, the brand’s provocative new campaign features real-life couples having sex on camera. Despite being pixelated, the images are still incredibly graphic. http://eckhauslatta.com/
https://social.tchncs.de/media/m3-2nq70TGCbdTuFc5I
https://social.tchncs.de/media/oDO4keRmrKi4Ml6cMbU