Superexploder @Superexploder@social.tchncs.de

feh. please. I would be much better served with a book of what to expect when im NOT expecting. garrotes or sleep darts or what have you. amateurs.

look at us, mast, both alive and sht, despite our expectations and best guesses, bravos all around

forgive me father for I have indulged a white person who soon turned out to be a racist

me: *drinks in excess*
stomach: PUMP 🎵 UP THE JAM 🎵 PUMP IT UP 🎵 WHILE THE FEET ARE STUMPIN

take me down to circuit city
where the circuitboards are green and the business model is collapsed

i don't want the world but hey if youre offering

in 100 yrs when i m a skellington, prop me up into a shrug over a gravestone that say "its a living"

drugsman: this is the real stuff man
me: *peels back saran wrap to show a white check in a green circle* yeah okay we real good

ball in the ballroom *fckin sick-dunks on u*

bathe in the bathroom, dine in the dining room, bored in the boardroom

if you can't handle me at my tweets you don't deserve me at my roots 💜💜💜

in terms of importance during meetings, hydration is no. 1 but coffee is no. 2 because you're gonna wanna get to leave the room and its boring ass conversation plenty to go no. 1 and no. 2 #planforsuccess

'hes right borked,' they'll carve on my tomb

alright I'm set I'm ready for some Responsibility™

less than that though

less than that

little less

little less

okay good

little less

less than that

little less

less than that

OKAY PERFECT I AM MAXIMUM ADULT

i have found a portal to hell and it is my front fucking door

it's like i always say
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