"Yield, foul beast!" the knight shouted.
"Eh," the dragon shrugged.
"Know, vile wyrm, that I chose good over evil a long time ago, and-"
"Wait, what? When did you last choose good over evil?"
"Why, when I was but a young squire."
"You think you only have to choose once?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

"That's not what I expected," the knight said.
"What?" said the princess. "It's a dragon hoard."
The knight tried to count the dragons cuddling in a pile.
"I started with one, then found a couple of strays." The princess shrugged. "I guess I just started collecting them."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

In Blade Runner we were promised giant unethical tech companies ruining everything, instead we got giant unethical tech companies ruining everything.

As an expat living in Canada, the more I live here, the more I'm convinced I'm actually stuck in some kind of cryptic horror nightmare country that's subtly and slowly eating away at me.

Take a moment to think back to these 3-5 feral hoglings

I need a woo-filter. Seriously, the utter amount of folx who share posts on 'alternative' medicine of various sorts.. I consider the sheer volume as an informationDOS. Is #fakemeds a tag yet?

"This ring is cursed," the witch said, holding it in the palm of her hand. "Whoever wears it will die."
"Oh. Wow. How soon?"
"A minute before they were fated to."
"And until then, they will have perfect health." She smiled shyly at her girlfriend. "Will you accept it?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

You’ve heard of fingerless gloves now get ready for: gloveless fingers

fighting against hate groups, effect of destroying their place, twitter screenshot 

This thread by @werekat with an algorithm for how to respond if you're being sanctioned for norms violation in your social group is AMAZINGLY GOOD STUFF :mastolove:

Came across a post on callout culture in my friends feed, and since I am in a writey state of mind, decided to do a longread on that: specifically - on being made nervous by callouts. So this is going to be a thread.


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