I caved. I logged in on Twitter 'cause I wanted to Tweet this. #WoollyWeek https://social.tchncs.de/media/zBIWuWSAf9LuCe9lWso
My milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like:
This is a private residence, if you don’t leave I will call the police.
Today a random woman came up to me to ask if my red hair was real. Let's say she ended up with the number of my hairdresser.
20h15. Can I go to bed yet? 😴
My mom left for a visit to my sister for 6 weeks. My dad and I cracked open a bottle of champagne to celebrate. 😋
Life as a short person: having muscle pain from driving all day. Because my legs are too short for my heel to rest on the floor while hitting the pedals. Constantly hovering above the floor. Great workout though. 😎
What do you call a person that doesn't fart in public?
A private tootor!
when composing a post: "yes!! 500 characters really let's me express myself"
when reading a post: "ah fuck it, tl;dr"
Seat heating in a car is the best invention ever!
Things I find sad: noticing on Facebook that some of my acquaintances have split up. Always sad to see good couples break up.
My mom is leaving tomorrow for a 6 week visit to my sister in Colorado (USA). I just put season 1-6 of Grey's Anatomy on 3 USB sticks for her to take with her to watch on her tablet in de plane. Best daughter ever!
Tomorrow I have to give a presentation about my company to a bunch of students. We are huge and I've only been working here for 6 months, I don’t know the whole company yet.... I hope I don't freak out and say something stupid.
Household things I suck at:
- cleaning the bathroom without turning it into a swimming pool
- putting my blanket in the sheets alone
- while cooking timing the boiled potatoes so that they are ready when they rest (meat, veggies) is ready
- cleaning without taking a pauze every 10 minutes when I've found something interesting
- using the microwave without something exploding inside
What are your household fuck ups?
So, my bathroom will be delivered today. Between 12:45 and 14:45. So I'm at my new house, doing nothing for the next 2 hours, but waiting for my bathroom. *sigh*