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Oh no, it's the second time in a couple months a hacker took over all my devices and caught me masturbating to "highly controversial porn videos"! Thankfully it's only going to cost me US $1320 in cryptocurrency to an anonymous wallet to make the worry go away. 😌

@hypolite Yesterday I got caught twice. In the same day.

You'd think I'd have learnt my lesson after the first one. ;)

@bekopharm @hypolite Now I need to be careful to pay the ransoms in the right order, so that all my files get decrypted properly.

@FenTiger @hypolite idk. I didn't even find encrypted files yet. Looking for years now!

@FenTiger @bekopharm Ah no, they’re an omniscient God, but no files are touched by their stealthy Trojan software (don’t try to look for it).