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My coworker asked why I leave my coffee cup in the break room instead of just bringing it into the bathroom with me. I AM NOT BRING MY COFFEE IN WITH ME WHILE I AM MAKING BROWNIE BITES!!! Just seems like a recipe for disaster.

@bradlibum who doesn't drink coffee while they poop? Weird!

@frankiesaxx I feel like by the time I get done pooping the coffee would hit my intestines and turn me into a hot chocolate dispenser. I prefer a little time between my boom booms.

Frankie Saxx @frankiesaxx

@bradlibum You could just consider it one really long one.... like a feature film, instead of episodic TV

@frankiesaxx hahaha Love feature films, but sometimes cliffhangers are nice too. Lol