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I was feeling bad about going a little over my calorie limit yesterday and today, wondering why I was SO hungry and kind of beating myself up over my lack of self control.

*SURPRISE SHARK WEEK*

Now I am congratulating myself for my rock hard self control and the fact I have not eaten all the chocolate cupcakes I KNOW we have in the freezer.

Social media: I'm just a meat cog in the interact machine mindlessly promoting the content of influencers

like... like... boost... like... boost... boost... like... like... boost... like... boost... ∞

Dis what I got for my cakeday (every time I see @moonman post I think I should start them)

my Yule cocktail :)
It's basically a nordic Waldorf with Valhalla instead of absinthe

3 parts single malt whisky (not peaty)
2 parts Valhalla
1 part red vermouth
a couple dashes walnut bitters
Garnish with a twist of orange peel

Having a beer in the hotel restaurant while I wait for housekeeping to finish in our room. Two babies are talking to me. Literal babies.

It works out all right because the only thing any of us can say in a common language is "hola!"

My in-laws touristing Barcelona: and these are pics of Gaudi buildings and these are pics of a street market and these are tapas we ate in a tapas bar...

Me touristing Barcelona: and this is an attractive plant and this is a floofy plant and this is tentacle plant and this is a plant based burger I ate in a cat-themed vegan bar....

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