Be the timeline you want to read.
I like everybody. This includes #spiders.
The best coffee blend is auto shop waiting room coffee.
My wife left me because I wouldn’t stop calling legos “lego movie action figures”
Happy #baturday everyone! Please use other door.
Anybody wanna start a new meme? I have an hour to kill and I always miss it when you weirdos start and kill a meme within an hour.
That time of year again ...
@artI take pics all the time.
Everyone has a camera in their pocket but nobody's taking pictures.
@DouglewarsOh. That's why everyone is buying semla!
Here's an owl getting good scritches
The fediverse is vast and infinite.
Tuppence to the person who gets me a skeleton-wearing-a-cowboy-hat emoji.
One of the first Mastodon instances, there is no specific topic we're into, just enjoy your time!