joehaines @joehaines@social.tchncs.de
Software developer from 🇬🇧
https://joehaines.co.uk
https://github.com/imjoehaines
The new Samsung Smart TV. You'll be shocked at how smart it is. You'll be surprised when it shows up at your office and takes over your job. You'll find your wife sitting cross-legged on the living room floor, talking to it like you haven't talked to each other in years. Your children will not love it more than they love you; how could they? But they'll look up to it. And you will know that they never looked up to you at all.
"Men use sexist and homophobic jokes due to insecurity over their masculinity, study claims"
me: i can fix this right or i can fix this fast.
boss: show me what "fast" looks like
me: https://mastodon.hafen.io/media/unxXYw4J6hF6YlE6AO0
Lol folks, I fucked up my cronjob and the server has been backed up every minute. https://anticapitalist.party/media/1jTg-ojII-IdQceMhrY
Announcing syna.esth.etic
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Image glitching for the masses. Enjoy!
Hi everyone,
Interested in free software and licensing ?
I uploaded all my lectures (university students) on #github.
Now, you will find fully translated/adapted to english. French is also available :
https://github.com/rboulle/libre-software-lessons-fr-and-en
Feel free to use, reuse, contribute :)
Oh hey Amaroq is open source now https://github.com/ReticentJohn/Amaroq
me: i could just relax on the train
me to me: or you could npm i and take down the train wifi
Tiny web-based mastodon client for your desktop (beta) :
https://github.com/rhysd/Mstdn
Theresa May to announce DDOS on UK politics:
Snap election
+ NI home rule
+ Scottish referendum
+ 2nd EU referendum
+ monarchy referendum
+ full proportional representation referendum
(TBH it'd save money if you did them all at the same time...)
interesing project to describe the unicode in a string https://github.com/janlelis/uniscribe https://social.wxcafe.net/media/yKJ9IiplDzWLhJT_Oc4
Corvo Attano / Slavoj Žižek
Coïncidence?
#thetruthisoutthere https://anticapitalist.party/media/PwtINeQNeAcEVRpAO9o
#Python nerds: just a day left to pick up this sweet bundle of No Starch ebooks from Humble. Pay-what-you-want, support charities, etc.
Non-nerds: one of these books straight-up taught me Python!
Just learning about #ambassador bots. What a great idea.
Watching the Lion King for the first time in years — it's such a good film! 🦁
Psst
hey, hey you.
You're great and deserve to have a good night/day
