MySQL, the "reproducible is for chumps" database.
(Note: In the middle of a failed migration. Recommending me alternatives to MySQL / Maria is not a safe thing to do right now. Sit on those hands or face my wrath.)
@craigmaloney @koz_ross is undergoing the same hell
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