Me : Can you please explain why this branch has the worst security record of the whole company after a new penetration testing team was involved ?
Local security officer : we should use another Linux distribution
Me : Let's have an open and rational discussion about your wonderful insights and your contributions to our company.

5h flying time but no change in time zone. I like it.

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Good morning from the terrace of my virtual apartment in Santorini. Everybody is invited between 07.00 and 10.30 There is also black coffee.

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ME IN 1985: The future's gonna be flying cars!

CAPITALISM IN 2017: The present is robots calling you at home with insurance scams.

The bird just decided to give Mastodon another boost. They are deleting tweets from people complaining about .

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You're seriously trying to tell me this thing somehow all magically works without having everyone's phone number??1

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Sta hier al een uur goedemorgen te zwaaien, maar denk je dat er iemand terug zwaait ? Pfff

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The french pirate party having a mastodon thing is the first non-personal use of mastodon that I have seen that actually makes sense.

Als een gebruiker van Twitter een tweep is, is een Mastodon gebruiker dan een mastodont ?

@NinahMarie @VevaDan Komen jullie mee ontbijten op mijn virtueel appartement in Engadin ? Er zijn nog tweeps maar er is plaats zat hoor.

Als in het dus goed snap zit Mastodon vol met mensen die Twitter gebruiken om elkaar te lokken. Logische conclusie : ga mijn Mastodon adres in mijn bio zetten :)


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