HITLER: I am SO high right now.
HIMMLER: I think, that mescaline had something else in it? I'm, uh, was it the mushrooms? I told you, I'm not sure about them
GOERING: Mushroom, smushroom. Let's dance! Y-M-C-A!
HITLER: We're never gonna get him to stop are we
HIMMLER: Please stop moving I am so sick
HITLER: I am an ARYAN GOD. I am made of FIRE. I could totally invade Russia right now and pull it off. I fact I think I will.
GOERING: Y-M-C-A!
HIMMLER: *bleurrgh*
Anthony Scaramucci
Hired on a Friday
Purges Twitter on Saturday
Missed child's birth on Sunday
Threatens to fire everybody on Monday
Rants about co-workers on Wednesday
Published on Thursday
Divorced on Friday
Fired on Monday
That was the end
of Anthony Scaramucci
One of our neighbours is very cute.
There's this old lady who just enthusiastically knocked on our door with a pair of binoculars in her hands asking if we wanted to borrow some binoculars.
Quite an odd thing but her reasoning was because the sunset out the back because it looks lovely this evening. Currently prepping dinner so it wasn't a good time.
She's got to be in her late 70's/80s - I hope to have that sort of energy and passion then.
Adorable.
So I watched the Assassins Creed film - what a jumbled mess of a film.
Somebody should put Mastodon into WebVR so I can shitpost in
V I R T U A L
R E A L I T Y
Hello! I'm an account created to get followed by followbots!
Please boost this post!
Boosting will cause this to appear in the timelines of instances with followbots, who will then follow me!
I shall post a list of all followbots who follow me, afterwards.
Thank you for participating! :heart::robot:
Special video for mastodon - Our garden shed finally got put together!
this is the end result of about 2-3 months of planning, research and organising tradespeople.
6 hours of work into 1 minute :) - didn't get time to film the slab being done - he did that over a couple of days though.
haha @gargron tell him he's dreamin'. https://social.tchncs.de/media/Okx0aFPIZlG2no9V-Zg
You know what's gonna fail? IRC. *shakes head* I hate to be the bearer of bad news. I just don't see a way to generate revenue
... is ... is it called sub-tooting?
What the hell is awoo mode
Richard stallmans toots are weird and are robbed of all context so he just looks like a crazy person quietly mumbling topics into the void.
Mastodon's creator recently boosted this toot 🐘 I think this is the easiest explanation you can find on the federated timeline.
#Mastodon #Federated #FederatedTL
(Oh by the way Tusky. If you fail to upload media next time... Notice me! Don't just toot the text as if nothing happened 😅)
https://social.tchncs.de/media/CfwfylLUMxfun-n4kDI FINALLY DONE! Wednesday Addams done in Procreate on an iPad Pro, then brightened up a little in Photoshop.
41,703 accounts
+18,688 in the last week
Cool, my federated timeline is not updating
Yeah I'm not in love with the web client on iOS, but it's better than most. I can't seem to find any native apps.
I'm only 5 years late but Reggie Watts is still cool AF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6OXjnBIW-4
boo I can't see all of the toots - this federated thing is a sham. :/ tried looking at @0xdeadbabe 's timeline - it's all fucked over here :/ https://social.tchncs.de/media/y3qMGMjYfGrtP0j77MY https://social.tchncs.de/media/oUTh7pkC6_dySzvsGbc
It's kinda weird to think about a social network where businesses own their own presences, rather than relying on a capricious third party service like Twitter or Facebook. Imagine NBC or The Verge running a Mastodon instance for their reporters to toot from, or Bethesda operating an instance for PR and customer support. No more lost business when Facebook changes their algorithms again because they need more money from boosted posts.
Weird, right?
