The devil was idle on the seventh day. This sucks, he thought. Earth was objectively dull. So he poked his nose and out of it came a flower, burning and yet not being consumed by the flames. It was covered by a thick smoke, and he smelled it, and the smell was good. Your name is ganja, he said. Mmmmmm.
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how come there's no emoji to represent the concept of emoji
i'm a citizen of the world, a natural born cosmopolitan *eats hot dog using chopsticks*
i'm not a huge anime fan, but mushishi is great
are direct messages encrypted (end-to-end) on mastodon? If not (as I suspect) why isn't this feature implemented yet?
I think people would appreciate it if they knew that nobody else would ever read their DMs
the majestic drillbird
#Fractal is a new #Matrix app for the Gnome desktop: https://blogs.gnome.org/tbernard/2018/04/18/fractal-hackfest-2018/
Honestly, it looks pretty sweet!
there is something comfy about mastodon, it looks like everyone is a human being and there's no corporations around please don't tell corporations
Cat: *falls asleep on me*
Me: I understand and accept these new terms and conditions
i'm tired of gnome shell and would like to try another desktop environment and/or window manager. Any recommendations?
i wish there was an english word for gambiarra
with federated gravity you can host your friends on any acceleration y'all like best just beware of the worm holes
decentralize the world! use open source, federated gravity
RT @jackofquils@twitter.com
how did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" which is objectively a million times cooler
the true political alignment chart
RT https://twitter.com/COMMUNIST_FISH/status/984273481645875202
[Da Mayor]: those that'll tell don't know, and those that know won't tell
[Cop]: wise guy
I love the lines on Spike Lee's Do The Right Thing