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Man of Sand<p>Pranked my office coworkers with this little gem this morning! First in-person April 1st in 4-5 years</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/aprilfool" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aprilfool</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/aprilfools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aprilfools</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/office" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>office</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/worklife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>worklife</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadlife</span></a></p>
Gabriel<p><a href="https://masto.pt/tags/jesusmeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jesusmeme</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/jesusmemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jesusmemes</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/jesusjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jesusjoke</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/jesusjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jesusjokes</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/lastsupper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lastsupper</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/friendshipgoals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>friendshipgoals</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/nakingfriends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nakingfriends</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/relatable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>relatable</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/realtablehumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>realtablehumor</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/relatablehumour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>relatablehumour</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/relatablememe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>relatablememe</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/relatablememes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>relatablememes</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/thirtysomething" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>thirtysomething</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/classicaldamn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>classicaldamn</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/funnyimage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funnyimage</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/funnyimages" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funnyimages</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/funnymemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funnymemes</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/funnymeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funnymeme</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/funnypicture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funnypicture</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/funnypictures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funnypictures</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/funnypic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funnypic</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/funnypics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funnypics</span></a> <a href="https://masto.pt/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a></p>
Heechee Hacker<p>Time for the special focused joy of sorting a giant tub of LEGO. <a href="https://mementomori.social/tags/lego" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lego</span></a> <a href="https://mementomori.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>"light drizzle" is what happens when I cough or sneeze now</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/weather" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>weather</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/toronto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>toronto</span></a></p>
Denis 🌏<p>and I did not expect it to take all day (more or less) to do my taxes.</p><p>So I suppose if I did the math on how much my time is "worth", one could argue I'd be better off using an online service. But I hate that they lock your data up and make it hard for you to get to your own information. Ugh.</p><p>On the plus side, having spent most of the day doing my taxes, I feel like I can WHATEVER the f*ck I want to do for the rest of the day.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a></p>
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ 🍜🦄<p>I just got a conversational opportunity to quote Tom Waits’ line from “Step Right Up,” (in gravelly voice) “The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away,” thinking as I said it that I would feel smug at the reference.<br>But given what we were talking about, I didn’t feel so good about its application to reality. 😔<br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>Just dropped $200 on a dump cart / wheelbarrow.</p><p>Do you know how many action figures that is? Sheesh...</p><p>Homeownership... what were we thinking?!?</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/homeowner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>homeowner</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/homeownership" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>homeownership</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/toronto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>toronto</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/gardening" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gardening</span></a></p>
Hambone Fakenamington<p>Things definitely come in threes.. (I hope! No more please.)<br>Blocked drain last weekend.<br>Dish washer erroring a few nights ago due to water in the casing.<br>Then last night - the electric hob stopped working.</p><p><a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/Adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Adulting</span></a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/HomeOwnership" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HomeOwnership</span></a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/HoMeowner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HoMeowner</span></a></p>
Carey<p>Just went to put away the new tube of silicone sealant where I’d be able to find it next time, and found the last identical tube of silicone sealant. <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a></p>
adulting<p>Thank you to everyone who has engaged with our community! Here is our top post as of now:</p><p><a href="https://unfufadoo.net/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://unfufadoo.net/tags/ugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ugh</span></a> <a href="https://unfufadoo.net/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a></p><p>Favorites: 31 | Reblogs: 20<br><a href="https://unfufadoo.net/@adulting/110877447010990322" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">unfufadoo.net/@adulting/110877</span><span class="invisible">447010990322</span></a></p><p><a href="https://unfufadoo.net/tags/image" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>image</span></a> <a href="https://unfufadoo.net/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://unfufadoo.net/tags/mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mastodon</span></a> <a href="https://unfufadoo.net/tags/community" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>community</span></a> <a href="https://unfufadoo.net/tags/toots" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>toots</span></a> <a href="https://unfufadoo.net/tags/highlights" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>highlights</span></a></p>
ask DNA<p>Sometimes you just need to ensure you get a night off.</p><p><a href="https://urusai.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>Tried to buy more action figures online. But the website wouldn't let me check out.</p><p>Tried 3 different web browsers - nothing.</p><p>My wife must be messing with the office WiFi... *shakes fist*</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/actionfigure" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>actionfigure</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/toycollector" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>toycollector</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a></p>
Heather Kavanagh<p>Bah! <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> </p><p>1. Still attempting to discover whether I’m expected at the hospital tomorrow.</p><p>2. Fannying about with utility companies that can’t simply change a name on an existing account.</p><p>3. Needing to calm the eff back down before my safety valve blows.</p>
Carlo Zottmann<p>I'll probably fall back to self-hosting, I guess. GitLab instance on a VPS, that kinda thing. And I'll very likely continue using my beloved <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@kagihq" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>kagihq</span></a></span> and Linear.app because they're ace. Yet at the same time I need to be prepared for even shittier times. <a href="https://norden.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> </p><p>Anyways, thanks for coming to my TED talk, maybe buy my apps, yeah? <a href="https://actions.work/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">actions.work/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p>PS: Dear <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@kagihq" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>kagihq</span></a></span>, please set up an independent EU subsidiary, I beg of you.</p>
Yann 不停 Heurtaux :antifa: 🔻<p>Je n’en reviens encore pas, après le Mordor sur terre que fut 2024, que notre déclaration d’impôts soit remplie, sous toit, validée par la fiduciaire. Depuis DOUZE (12) jours. Le marathon compta d’indep tmtc de <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@funambuline" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>funambuline</span></a></span> à Noël et en début d’année fut impressionnant. <a href="https://mamot.fr/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mamot.fr/tags/shalbuline" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shalbuline</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>I'm so jealous of all the videos I see of dads manicuring their lawns already. </p><p>I just want to get out there and rake and over-seed and fertilize my precious lawn. Make cute little lawn stripes and then judge my neighbors for their brown, weed-infested grass.</p><p>BUT I still have piles of snow on my lawn that haven't melted away yet! </p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadlife</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/lawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lawn</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/homeowner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>homeowner</span></a></p>
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Heather Kavanagh

Oh, now what‽

The pre-assessment nurse was worried about something during my prodding and poking last Friday. She’s been on at me to see if my GP has decided what to do.

My GP hasn’t even looked at it yet.

Any long delay might mean my elective procedure - booked for first thing this coming Saturday - might be delayed.

I don’t want that. I am now angry and stressed.

Bloody #adulting

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