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The Sifillis Stories<p>The Non-Alien Feces Game! More stuff at sifillis.com!</p><p><a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/printandplay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>printandplay</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/printandplaygame" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>printandplaygame</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/book" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>book</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/books" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>books</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/zine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>zine</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/zine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>zine</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/ZINE%E3%83%95%E3%82%A7%E3%82%B9%E6%9D%B1%E4%BA%AC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ZINEフェス東京</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/game" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>game</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/feces" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>feces</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/poop" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poop</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/poo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poo</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/poopoo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poopoo</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/poopinpants" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poopinpants</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/chigger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>chigger</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/woodtick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>woodtick</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/puppet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>puppet</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/puppets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>puppets</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/sifilis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sifilis</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/booksky" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>booksky</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/bookstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bookstodon</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/bookstagram" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bookstagram</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/booktwt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>booktwt</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/shart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shart</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/doody" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>doody</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/doodoo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>doodoo</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/splatter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>splatter</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/toilet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>toilet</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/poopies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poopies</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/doodies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>doodies</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/bathroom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bathroom</span></a> <a href="https://tiny.tilde.website/tags/bathroomhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bathroomhumor</span></a></p>
samenome<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@metaning" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>metaning</span></a></span> there's a place down my road offering <a href="https://aus.social/tags/free" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>free</span></a> horse <a href="https://aus.social/tags/poo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poo</span></a>. I've never indulged that temptation neither.</p>
David Griffith<p>4yo has had a great day:<br>- we fed calves and Highland cows at the farm (where there was much poo and many animals covered in poo)<br>- we did swimming for 2 hours and he got to ride the big slide by himself (about 50 times...)<br>- he rode a horse for the first time and not only was there a lot of poo but the horse stopped partway through the ride to do a wee<br>- we shared two big scones<br>- he told a lot of people at the cafe and the restaurant about all the poo<br><a href="https://glitterkitten.co.uk/tags/poostodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poostodon</span></a> <a href="https://glitterkitten.co.uk/tags/poo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poo</span></a> <a href="https://glitterkitten.co.uk/tags/agriculture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>agriculture</span></a></p>
Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 <p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://astrodon.social/@JohnBarentine" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>JohnBarentine</span></a></span> <br>Pleez forgive me, Dr Barentine, but Eye was emotionally frozen at age 8, and this deep space phenomenon beautifully captured by the James Webb Space Telescope is just begging to be named Mr Hankey.<br>Fans of the South Park cartoon series will recognize Mr Hankey as a Christmas-related character.<br><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/SouthPark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SouthPark</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Astronomy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Astronomy</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/JWST" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JWST</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/MrHankey" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MrHankey</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/AstroPhotography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AstroPhotography</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/CelebritiesInSpace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CelebritiesInSpace</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Poo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Poo</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/SpacePoo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SpacePoo</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TuckersBalls</span></a></p>
Jon 🇳🇿<p>Bugger. After separate hectic weeks of work and travel, me and my love were looking forward to a weekend together. Sadly, she has just tested positive for Covid. So, after a day of prepping for four days of workshops and coaching next week, I am now having to make contingency plans in case I get it too - and heading home via the pharmacy for more masks and tests.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/covid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>covid</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/poo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poo</span></a></p>
Horrabin"Do not flush anything that could clog the toilet." =&gt; XXL Poo not allowed<br> Picture 4/5 of the antiinstagram/antiposer challenge.<br> --<br> "No tirar nada que pueda embozar el lavabo" =&gt; Prohibido cagar truños XXL<br> Foto 3/5 del reto de fotos antiinstagram/antipostureo<br> --<br> "No llenceu res que pugui el water, lavabo o urinari" =&gt; Prohibides les caques XXL<br> Foto 3/5 del repte de fotos antiinstagram/antipostureig<br> <br> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/FromInstagram?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FromInstagram</a> - 19/12/2013<br> <br> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/instagramimport?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#instagramimport</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/poo?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poo</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/caca?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#caca</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/toilet?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toilet</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/lavabo?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#lavabo</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/mensajes?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mensajes</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/missatges?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#missatges</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/messages?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#messages</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/humor?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/antiinstagram?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#antiinstagram</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/antiposer?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#antiposer</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/antipostureo?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#antipostureo</a>
AI6YR Ben<p>AP: X-ray shows diamond earrings swallowed by theft suspect during arrest, police say</p><p>"...ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — A suspected thief gulped down two pairs of diamond earrings during his arrest on the side of a Florida Panhandle highway last week, detectives say, leaving them with the unenviable task of waiting to “collect” the Tiffany &amp; Co. jewelry worth nearly $770,000...."</p><p><a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/x-ray-shows-diamond-earrings-swallowed-by-theft-suspect-during-arrest-police-say/ar-AA1Ak7zg" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">msn.com/en-us/news/crime/x-ray</span><span class="invisible">-shows-diamond-earrings-swallowed-by-theft-suspect-during-arrest-police-say/ar-AA1Ak7zg</span></a></p><p><a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a> <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/earrings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>earrings</span></a> <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/poo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poo</span></a></p>
bananabob :tinoflag:<p>&lt;&lt;The ideal poo is a 'type 3' or 'type 4' – cracked or smooth sausage – delivered once per day.</p><p>Are you a three-times a day kind of person, or is a trip to the lavatory a more rare and special occasion? And crucially, what does your poo frequency reveal about your health? Sit down, relax, and learn about the science of poop. &gt;&gt;</p><p>Don't know if this should be regarded as clickbait or shitpost. </p><p><a href="https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20250225-what-your-poo-can-reveal-about-your-health" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">bbc.com/future/article/2025022</span><span class="invisible">5-what-your-poo-can-reveal-about-your-health</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/BBCFuture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BBCFuture</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/Poo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Poo</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/Poop" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Poop</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/Health" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Health</span></a></p>
Juggling With Eggs<p>Recently some dog owners in our neighbourhood have stopped giving a *hit about picking up their pet’s turds.</p><p>And so, this being Clive Lewis’s constituency people don’t just take this, they creatively make a stand…</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dogs</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Poo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Poo</span></a></p><p>Alt text: Picture of Kate Middleton putting dog poo in a bin. Words: Even Princesses pick up poo…Be more royal, pick up after your dogs</p>
CellBioNews<p><a href="https://scientificnetwork.de/tags/Deer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Deer</span></a> <a href="https://scientificnetwork.de/tags/poo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poo</span></a> analysis uncovers surprising role in <a href="https://scientificnetwork.de/tags/woodland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>woodland</span></a> <a href="https://scientificnetwork.de/tags/conservation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>conservation</span></a> efforts.</p><p><a href="https://scientificnetwork.de/tags/genomics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>genomics</span></a> <a href="https://scientificnetwork.de/tags/pooDNA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pooDNA</span></a> <a href="https://scientificnetwork.de/tags/Dama" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dama</span></a> <a href="https://scientificnetwork.de/tags/Rubus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Rubus</span></a></p><p> <a href="https://phys.org/news/2025-02-deer-poo-analysis-uncovers-role.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">phys.org/news/2025-02-deer-poo</span><span class="invisible">-analysis-uncovers-role.html</span></a></p>
Perfection, caca et politique [Perfection, poo and politics, English version below]
L'observation des animaux, ce n'est pas tout propre, ce n'est pas tout lisse... Et surtout ce n'est pas aseptisé.
Derrière chaque photo, il y a une histoire, un contexte écologique, une réalité politique et je très trouve dommage que chez de nombreux'euses photographes le "cliché parfait" gomme tous ces aspects.
Aujourd'hui je vous partage donc une photo légèrement floue, un peu fade, d'une buse qui fait caca dans un champ mal entretenu. Parce que c'est la réalité sans fard, parce que nik le parfait, parce que c'est la photo que j'ai prise.
(Buse variable, Indre, France)

Observing animals is not all clean, it's not all smooth... And above all, it's not sanitised.
Behind every photo, there's a story, an ecological context, a political reality, and I think it's a shame that many photographers erase all these aspect while focusing on the "perfect shot".
So today I'm sharing with you a slightly blurred photo of a buzzard pooing in a poorly tended field. Because it's unvarnished reality, because fuck perfection, because it's the photo I took.
(Common Buzzard, Indre, France)

#Photographie #PhotographieNature #PhotographieOiseau #BaladeOiseaux #Oiseaux #ObservationOiseaux #OiseauxDeFrance #Rapaces #OiseauxDeProie #Buse #BuseVariable #Caca #Ecologie #Politique #BirdsOfPixelfed #BirdsOfMastodon #Birds #BirdWatching #Birding #BirdPhotography #BirdOfPrey #Busard #CommonBusard #Poo #Pooing #Ecology #PoliticalArt

Follow @ProgrammeOCAPI

"Le programme de recherche et action OCAPI (LEESU/ENPC) vise à étudier et accompagner la transition écologique des systèmes alimentation/excrétion"

Research program to study and accompany the ecologic transition and the system of feeding and excrement's ❤️

FINALLY CLOSING THE CYCLES! LIFE IS A ECOSYSTEM! SHIT ON DRY TOILETS!

#anti-civ #dryToilet #Poo #dontFlushItDown #diyDryToilet #diy #growTreesWithPoo

Expanded on my kitten poop song:

Kitten, I can hardly express
My mixed emotions at your
Poopy mess.
After all, your food you must process!

And kitten, you're so very cute
Even though, I must clean up
Your poop.
So here I am, with my pooper-scoop!

I love you, well, well
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo!
I love you, well, well
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo!

[To the tune of John Lennon's 'Woman']

#cats#catstodon#poo

🤢 💩

"From the City of Palm Coast: Recent heavy rains, along with the incoming rainfall from Hurricane Milton, are putting significant pressure on our sewer system. To help protect our wastewater system and prevent overflows, we need your help. Immediately conserve water by avoiding laundry, limiting showers, and flushing only when necessary. Every drop you save keeps our system strong!"

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#Milton#sewage#poo