Blort™ (Unofficial) 🚫 @Blort@social.tchncs.de
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- Weird. Very weird.
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Born of star dust. Prone to foss wrapped philosophy. Dispenser of utterly dispensable life advice. Absurdist, selfhosting nature lover who devours cell walled organisms.
Et tu?
Joined Apr 2017
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We've all had people new to the Fediverse who followed us before posting anything.
If you're like me, you just ignored them and didn't follow back.
This Saturnalia / Holiday season, why not give the Fediverse a gift and look over their profiles again? If they've posted some interesting stuff since they joined, consider following them back! After all, they once thought you were interesting enough to follow...
The best of days to you all and please boost in the spirit of Saturnalia! 🎉🎈👯♀️🎊👗
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ICANN's Chairman says the community's opposition to the private equity takeover of .ORG is making this "a challenging time" for ICANN and the Internet Society. Let's keep challenging them to stand up for nonprofits' speech. Sign the petition at https://savedotorg.org.
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Roses are red
Violets are fine
I've brought you the skull
Of St. Valentine
For all you hawt mastopeeps out there on #ValentinesDay... Imma try a genuine pickup line on you, created by an #AI:
"Hey baby, you’re to be a key? Because I can bear your toot?
Happy VD to you all, you key tootin' cuties! ;P
Source: https://aiweirdness.com/post/159302925452/the-neural-network-generated-pickup-lines-that-are
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Fly, 2008 by yangxueguo. https://grim-aesthetics.tumblr.com/post/190777263850/fly-2008-by-yangxueguo
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About the #pinephone and it’s openess. What are #floss parts and what are blobs parts. Spoiler: it’s mostly open!
https://www.pine64.org/2020/01/24/setting-the-record-straight-pinephone-misconceptions/
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I wish everybody knew about https://outline.com
when "hey you should read article! [link]" leads you to some hideous monstrosity of popups, autoplaying videos, and begging for/demanding money to read the damn text, you can instead:
1. copy the URL
2. paste it into the outline.com box
3. enjoy reading the actual text
4. (optional) say "not today, Satan"
sometimes it doesn't work, for some mysterious, unexplained reason. outline.com sometimes chokes on NYT articles, for example, but other times if I close the tab it's in, open an new tab, and try pasting the url again, it works, so.
anyway yeah! spread the news!
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"It's not that I don’t like technology. I resent the fact that I have to organise my life in such a way that the maximum amount of profitable data can be extracted from it."-@PhilosophyTube on the collection of personal data. https://twitter.com/PhilosophyTube/status/1223335760193052680
Super Relaxed Dwarf Rat Mom:
"This is, Violet a dwarf rat mom from my largest dumbo dwarf line, and my most naturally trusting"
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Seems like more and more people are finally deciding to leave the spyware that is Google Chrome 🥳
https://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/mozilla-firefox-chrome-review-comparison-2020/
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OK everybody, we have just 2 days to raise $17k. We have no marketing or campaigns staff @conservancy so we count on you to spread the word. Please help!!
Dear $DIETY,
Just looking over my recent timeline... I think I'm getting weirder again.
Forgive me.
OMG!!! I just thought of the BEST slogan to help educate people about #Saturnalia!
It goes a little something like this...
"CHRISTMAS!!!! It's like #Saturnalia, without The Purge!"
What do you think? Are we ready for billboards in times square yet?
Best of days to you all!
Only 339 days until #Saturnalia, by the way! 
Note: Especially in this case.... toot does not equal endorsement. Let poor Holly be, people!
And in today's "Weirdest Thing I Found Today on The Fediverse" - We have 10(?) year old Holly who spends half the video begging you to stop touching her(?! 😮 ) Uh... Oh kaaaay.....:
https://peertube2.cpy.re/videos/watch/e9f93bf5-2687-4cfd-89d0-61fbd3a5c84f
Oooo! Just came across #Soapbox(.pub). Sounds like all kinds of #activitypub sexy! Needs moar #fedicats though.
Settling into bed to reread one of my favourite books, The #CodexSeraphinianus. Sure, some of the writing is a little obvious, and I saw the surprise twist in the middle coming a mile away, but the characters are highly relatable and I enjoyed the narrative arc.
Rated 5 stars on Good Reads.
- Sexual preference
- Weird. Very weird.
- Pronouns
- It/those/wtf?!/jelly doughnut
- Politics
- Sasquatch
- SSIN
- 822461
Born of star dust. Prone to foss wrapped philosophy. Dispenser of utterly dispensable life advice. Absurdist, selfhosting nature lover who devours cell walled organisms.
Et tu?
Joined Apr 2017
