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We've all had people new to the Fediverse who followed us before posting anything.

If you're like me, you just ignored them and didn't follow back.

This Saturnalia / Holiday season, why not give the Fediverse a gift and look over their profiles again? If they've posted some interesting stuff since they joined, consider following them back! After all, they once thought you were interesting enough to follow...

The best of days to you all and please boost in the spirit of Saturnalia! 🎉🎈👯‍♀️🎊👗

ICANN's Chairman says the community's opposition to the private equity takeover of .ORG is making this "a challenging time" for ICANN and the Internet Society. Let's keep challenging them to stand up for nonprofits' speech. Sign the petition at savedotorg.org.

Roses are red
Violets are fine
I've brought you the skull
Of St. Valentine

For all you hawt mastopeeps out there on ... Imma try a genuine pickup line on you, created by an :

"Hey baby, you’re to be a key? Because I can bear your toot?

Happy VD to you all, you key tootin' cuties! ;P

Source: aiweirdness.com/post/159302925

I wish everybody knew about outline.com

when "hey you should read article! [link]" leads you to some hideous monstrosity of popups, autoplaying videos, and begging for/demanding money to read the damn text, you can instead:

1. copy the URL
2. paste it into the outline.com box
3. enjoy reading the actual text
4. (optional) say "not today, Satan"

sometimes it doesn't work, for some mysterious, unexplained reason. outline.com sometimes chokes on NYT articles, for example, but other times if I close the tab it's in, open an new tab, and try pasting the url again, it works, so.

anyway yeah! spread the news!

"It's not that I don’t like technology. I resent the fact that I have to organise my life in such a way that the maximum amount of profitable data can be extracted from it."-@PhilosophyTube on the collection of personal data. twitter.com/PhilosophyTube/sta

Super Relaxed Dwarf Rat Mom:

"This is, Violet a dwarf rat mom from my largest dumbo dwarf line, and my most naturally trusting"

youtu.be/kWBcfkdcXM8

Seems like more and more people are finally deciding to leave the spyware that is Google Chrome 🥳
digitaltrends.com/computing/mo

OK everybody, we have just 2 days to raise $17k. We have no marketing or campaigns staff @conservancy so we count on you to spread the word. Please help!!

sfconservancy.org/supporter/

Dear $DIETY,
Just looking over my recent timeline... I think I'm getting weirder again.

Forgive me.

OMG!!! I just thought of the BEST slogan to help educate people about !

It goes a little something like this...

"CHRISTMAS!!!! It's like , without The Purge!"

What do you think? Are we ready for billboards in times square yet?

Best of days to you all!

Note: Especially in this case.... toot does not equal endorsement. Let poor Holly be, people!

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And in today's "Weirdest Thing I Found Today on The Fediverse" - We have 10(?) year old Holly who spends half the video begging you to stop touching her(?! 😮 ) Uh... Oh kaaaay.....:

peertube2.cpy.re/videos/watch/

Oooo! Just came across (.pub). Sounds like all kinds of sexy! Needs moar though.

Settling into bed to reread one of my favourite books, The . Sure, some of the writing is a little obvious, and I saw the surprise twist in the middle coming a mile away, but the characters are highly relatable and I enjoyed the narrative arc.

Rated 5 stars on Good Reads.

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