That moment you find out that the Intel wireless firmware ranks in disk usage between mariadb and dotnet runtime:

mariadb-server 90977216
iwl7260-firmware 79809515
dotnet-runtime-2.1 73359769

…and people complain about the nvidia driver beeing a huge "blob".

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but seriously, somewhere between 2000 and 2019 the IT industry seamlessly transitioned from

"we provide precision engineering tools, your data is yours, you should not need to trust us or anyone, mathematics is your guarantee, crypto 4 ever. "

to

"give us your data. all of it. give. no secrets. hold nothing back. in return we will... train AIs on it.. and provide unspecified 'services'... for someone, who may be you... that can change at any time... and we are funded by, uh. Look, a unicorn!"

Our electric vehicles in the wintertime. And our last combustor that wasn't moved in weeks.

Read about re:claimID, checked gitlab.com/reclaimid/ and proceeded to gnunet.org/gns to learn about GNS that re:claimID is using. Website philosophy is: "GNUnet is supposed to be an anarchistic network [...]" - I'll need popcorn.

Best purchase ever: My cpu gets new features by the month: cpu_meltdown spectre_v1 spectre_v2 spec_store_bypass l1tf

"Not today", replied Stride, and turned around with a segfault at a4e5b0 ip 0000000000a4e5b0 sp 00007ffd7a6e8c68 error 15 in stride[200000+1601000]. C'mon, you claimed I'd have 4 more weeks to move on

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Wow this string function looks a lot like the one in my utilities lib I take from project to project... Oh. It *is* that function... Except it uses a different string type... Because I made a new string type... Because of an old bug in UE4's Linux build with std::string.

Dusting off an old project is like a form of archaeology.

FWIW I'm not using UE4 for this project anymore, but I think that bug in UE4 (or possibly in Clang itself) is long dead by now... I hope.

I watched Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and it was beautiful 👍

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This is your monthly reminder that compiling your game/program with multiple compilers and on multiple platforms is an amazingly easy in towards chaos engineering
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_en

Parked in the wrong spot today by accident. Looked like a regular [payed] parking lot (lines and everything) but it must not to be used for parking during that exact time of the day. Makes no sense to me but yeah it was written on some sign that I simply didn't see so there's now 15 bucks on my head - additional to the 4 bucks I payed for that gorram lot to begin with 😂 Bonus point: The cashpoint was right next to the lot. Such an evil trap for the unwary 😜

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"We're snowed in!". Fine.. so it's home office for me. "We're also out of coffee!". Okay.. nobody panic!

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Hallo zusammen,
bin Neu hier und suche Anschluss an Themen rund um Linux (primär Ubuntu) und vor allem Icinga2.

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The Internet Protocol, 1974: We have over 60.000 ports for applications to use

The Real Internet, 2018: Anything not sent on port 80 or 443 will *probably* break
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Following on from an earlier tweet, I'd like to lay down a bit of a challenge to creators for the new year:
Try to do something positive with your work in 2019.
It's easy to be gritty, dark, and doomy. To spread fear and misery.
Try to create stuff that makes people happy.

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Die gleichen Leute, denen man mit einem 100€ Spielzeug den Flughafen dicht machen kann, meinen den #Brexit zu meistern. Na sicher! Ich habe da keine Zweifel.

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Für alle Interessierten: läuft seit heute nativ unter Linux!

Dazu opt in beta und den ptr 1.1 patch wählen. Ist jetzt zu Beginn auch schwerer. Arbeitet mit euren servitors!

Spiel es gerade zum dritten Mal, macht Spaß 😋

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Heute ist wieder Samstag und es geht wieder zum nach Berlin-Friedrichshain.

Die Kinder werden ganz sicher wieder viel Spaß beim programmieren haben. 🙂

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Vor-Weihnachten bei uns:

Sie: Wenn Du so ein Apple-Mac-Shit-Luftdingens haben willst, bitte, aber bestelle gleich einen Heizpilz dazu. Du sitzt dann aufm Balkon.

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