Kip Manley @kiplet@social.tchncs.de

"This song tells the story of a guy whose making a lot of bad decisions while drunk late at night."

"Oh, don't worry about it. He threatens my life all the time."

"James bought a Chevrolet Chevy II / Nova from a Chinese person from Cuba."

"The ninety-nine minute meeting went on as if the student, who remained standing, were not there."

(That's not even taking the fed scabs into account.)

"As of July 2021, 18 percent of all sworn officers employed by the Portland Police Bureau (PPB) live inside Portland's city limits. That's 155 of Portland's 828 total officers."

With all the awkward portent of a Freudian malaprop dropped in a Mamet script.

Get it? It's hot! Get it? http://thecityofroses.com/news/DebbilDebbil

"Of course, I know nothing about how Charles was with other women."

(The Deluge, reversed.)

(Queen of Wands, reversed.)

If you haven't been reading Lavender Jack y'all need to rectify that. Start here: https://www.webtoons.com/en/super-hero/lavender-jack/episode-1/viewer?title_no=1410&episode_no=1

"One of the most astonishing human traits that came to light at this time was obedience."

Tucker Carlson in hell. That's it. That's the reality TV show pitch.