"This song tells the story of a guy whose making a lot of bad decisions while drunk late at night."

"Oh, don't worry about it. He threatens my life all the time."

"James bought a Chevrolet Chevy II / Nova from a Chinese person from Cuba."

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"The ninety-nine minute meeting went on as if the student, who remained standing, were not there."

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To my bookseller in Duck Lane, but su moher not at home, and it was pretty here to see a pretty woman pass by with a little wanton look, and yo did sequi her round about the street from Duck Lane to Newgate Market, and then ella did turn back, and yo did lose her.

(That's not even taking the fed scabs into account.)

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"As of July 2021, 18 percent of all sworn officers employed by the Portland Police Bureau (PPB) live inside Portland's city limits. That's 155 of Portland's 828 total officers."

With all the awkward portent of a Freudian malaprop dropped in a Mamet script.

"Of course, I know nothing about how Charles was with other women."

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If you don't have enough reasons to want Stephen Miller bodily assumed into Hell, he successfully sued to keep Black, queer, and not-men people from getting SBA grants and loan. #tw

reuters.com/article/health-cor

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calliphilic (adj)
pertaining to a love of beautiful things

"One of the most astonishing human traits that came to light at this time was obedience."

Tucker Carlson in hell. That's it. That's the reality TV show pitch.

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“Six Breezy Summer Looks for Emerging to Shame Mankind”

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A Defunct Video Hosting Site Is Flooding Normal Websites With Hardcore Porn
Stories on major news sites like ‘The Washington Post,’ and ‘New York Magazine’ currently have porn embedded in them. vice.com/en/article/qj8xz3/a-d

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