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What did the classically-trained chef say to the other classically-trained chef who pissed them off? Show more
“You’ll roux the day!”
OK, googling it like that doesn't do much. Apparently "Higgeldy Piggeldy" was the standard spelling.
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New photoblog post: Light on Stairs, Grenada
This is as close as the #cats ever get. Apparently they really like this box top.
Howdy y’all. I have a friend who wants to join my dnd 5e campaign, but she wants to play as a princess. I said this could totally be her background, but she’d still need to pick a class like paladin or wizard. She’d prefer to be able to be a princess as a class. I’m a little bit green myself, does anyone have any ideas on how I could make princess a class or modify an existing one?
New photoblog post: Stars, Seville
Food, meat Show more
We had some leftover broccoli from last night’s fondue, and we always have rice around, so I decided to make beef with broccoli. But only after I got done grocery shopping did I realize that it wasn’t really very much broccoli that we had left over. We did have baby carrots, though. So I chopped and steamed them and we had beef with broccoli and carrots. Still tasty.
vague sinisterness Show more
St. Nicholas Park is a long, narrow ridge in Harlem. On a path there, someone placed—should I say “installed”?—these two headless, not even knee-high statues in taffeta gowns.
No, you didn't have to shine so glow/Have your friends collect your records and then change your number/I guess that I don't need that though/Now you're just some Show more
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New photoblog post: Broken Tile, Seville
I'm a storyteller in both my personal and my professional lives. Expect weird musings and cute cat pictures.
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