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And in looking up if that crazy driving leads to more car deaths in Michigan, I learned that states with high car deaths vs. states with low car deaths maps pretty well to red states vs. blue states.

I’d forgotten the way that Michigan drivers will only allow one car length between cars, even at 80 MPH. Terrifies me. When I lived here, I yearned for a bumper sticker that would say, “If you want to get this close to my ass, you have to buy me a drink.”

It turns out you can now get Sir Ian delivered right to your door!

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> In roughly half of experiments, the robot protested, telling participants it was afraid of the dark and even begging: “No! Please do not switch me off!” When this happened, the human volunteers were likely to refuse to turn the bot off.

How have the Super Mario marketing folks never done a partnership with White Castle? They could have a great contest, with players trying to find the Princess, who would usually be "in another White Castle".

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Now I will consider my cat Sir Ian.

For he knows he's not allowed in the bedroom at night.

For he likes to play a game where he sneaks in there anyway, and hides, in the hopes that we won't realize he's there and will let him stay.

For it's impossible to get mad at him for that because we know he's only doing it because he loves us and wants to spend the night with us.

(Yes, I had to haul him out from under the bed last night. But I assured him I wasn't mad at him.)

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Somebody once to me pray told,
The world would have me a-rolled.
How silly she looked,
With her fingers a-crook,
In an L, by her forehead she’d hold.

"For he is a mixture of gravity and waggery" is such a wonderful description.

TIL about "Now I will consider my cat Joffrey", a very moving and endearing poem by a 17th-century poet.

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“morganth”, from the Latin “mor”, meaning “a greater amount of”, and “ganth”, meaning “terrible BODY ONCE TOLD ME jokes”.

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