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People who are allergic to BODY ONCE TOLD ME jokes should not follow morganth.

Side effects of following morganth may include mild amusement, bafflement, and reinforcement of the stereotype that people who live in can’t shut up about NYC.

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What did the classically-trained chef say to the other classically-trained chef who pissed them off? Show more

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My wife: The sweater I ordered should be in the mailbox. The one that got bad reviews.

Me: Who writes reviews of mailboxes?

My wife: (Doesn’t throw something at me, but you can tell she wants to.)

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OK, googling it like that doesn't do much. Apparently "Higgeldy Piggeldy" was the standard spelling.

Many good ones at:

I wish the "Higglety Pigglety" structure would make a comeback. If you google it you find a lot of great ones but they're all like 30 years old. (I know, I'm old myself.)

Higglety Pigglety
Chef Gordon Ramsey is
Putting out dishes with
Nary a flaw

But when it comes to his
HK cheftestants
There's one real problem:
"Risotto is RAW!"

This is as close as the ever get. Apparently they really like this box top.

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Howdy y’all. I have a friend who wants to join my dnd 5e campaign, but she wants to play as a princess. I said this could totally be her background, but she’d still need to pick a class like paladin or wizard. She’d prefer to be able to be a princess as a class. I’m a little bit green myself, does anyone have any ideas on how I could make princess a class or modify an existing one?

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This sailor did not go to a watery grave: Green-Wood Cemetery, Brooklyn

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vague sinisterness Show more

I’ve been followed, in the last hour or so, by three people who have “pizza” in their names. Any of you want to tell me why?

No, you didn't have to shine so glow/Have your friends collect your records and then change your number/I guess that I don't need that though/Now you're just some Show more

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Me: I'm not saying anything without my lawyer present

Cop: You are the lawyer

Me: Yeah I want my present

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the best life advice from Beverly crusher

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One of the first Mastodon instances, there is no specific topic we're into, just enjoy your time!