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Following morganth is not for everyone.

People who are allergic to BODY ONCE TOLD ME jokes should not follow morganth.

Side effects of following morganth may include mild amusement, bafflement, and reinforcement of the stereotype that people who live in can’t shut up about NYC.

Ask your doctor if following morganth is right for you.

Sir Ian has figured out that it's fun to play video games with the humans.

Well, his part in playing video games is sitting on the lap and occasionally insisting that we pause the game to give him pats. But he thinks he's participating.

me: i can’t tell my date i’m secretly smash mouth
- later -
date: this is a cute restaurant, how did you find out about it?

I don’t talk about it much except with people I know, but I donated a kidney. It’s a much easier procedure than you’d think; I spent one night in the hospital and was back at work two weeks later. And it’s incredibly safe.

Now someone else I love needs a kidney and I hope someone out there will be able to save her life.

Please boost. And if you want to know anything more about donating I will answer any questions.

This is just to say

I have eaten
the Frosted Flakes
that were in
the cereal box

and which
you were probably
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were Grrrrrrrrr-eat!

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Cats would be humiliated if they could comprehend how cute and cuddly they look despite how coy and predatory they act. #Showerthoughts

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@senatormeow what fundamentalists expect D&D to be like: the evil "dungeon master" must force the players to commit horrific acts in submission to his satanic will

What D&D is actually like:

DM: You can't... you can't fucking cross the river by seducing it. You just can't. I'm begging you not to do this.
Player: *rolls a nat 20* I SUCCESSFULLY SEDUCE THE RIVER

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Interesting bit of...what would you call it...trivia? History?

How the Sears Catalog Undermined White Supremacy in the Jim Crow South:

I’ve been in NYC a lot of years now, but when I type “oy”, autocorrect still thinks I mean “it”.

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My commute this morning:

Sat on a B at Rockefeller Center for half an hour, hearing announcements about "signal problems at 34th St." Eventually gave up and walked to the N at 49th St. Sat on the N for a little while hearing about "signal problems at Times Square." Eventually gave that up and walked to the 6 at 51st. Didn't even get on, because all of the 6 trains were running express because of some other problem.

Gave up and walked to the office. Got there an hour late.

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TIL about TC-14, a protocol droid who appeared in Star Wars Episode 1. She was kind of dumb, because her memory banks were wiped regulary to prevent her from developing a personality. She was acted by John Fensom Show more

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A #map of street views from 1980 New York. W#Williamsburg was not looking trendy at that time.

#NYC #Brooklyn

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