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New photoblog post: Abandoned Factory, Staten Island
me: i can’t tell my date i’m secretly smash mouth
- later -
date: this is a cute restaurant, how did you find out about it?
me: someBODY ONCE TOLD ME
I don’t talk about it much except with people I know, but I donated a kidney. It’s a much easier procedure than you’d think; I spent one night in the hospital and was back at work two weeks later. And it’s incredibly safe.
Now someone else I love needs a kidney and I hope someone out there will be able to save her life.
Please boost. And if you want to know anything more about donating I will answer any questions.
This is just to say
I have eaten
the Frosted Flakes
that were in
the cereal box
you were probably
they were Grrrrrrrrr-eat!
A history of the #NYC "slice shop", courtesy of Serious Eats:
@senatormeow what fundamentalists expect D&D to be like: the evil "dungeon master" must force the players to commit horrific acts in submission to his satanic will
What D&D is actually like:
DM: You can't... you can't fucking cross the river by seducing it. You just can't. I'm begging you not to do this.
Player: *rolls a nat 20* I SUCCESSFULLY SEDUCE THE RIVER
Interesting bit of...what would you call it...trivia? History?
How the Sears Catalog Undermined White Supremacy in the Jim Crow South: https://kottke.org/18/10/how-the-sears-catalog-undermined-white-supremacy-in-the-jim-crow-south
Advertising, alcohol Show more
I've always thought it was odd that the "-a-Rita" line was branded Bud Light, since they're not exactly low-calorie products, and apparently the Bud folks agreed with me. They've taken the Bud Light logo off of the can, replacing it with new "Ritas" branding.
They have some "Rita" characters to go with it, too, who are a lot of fun.
Interesting to see a brand break away from its parent like that.
My commute this morning:
Sat on a B at Rockefeller Center for half an hour, hearing announcements about "signal problems at 34th St." Eventually gave up and walked to the N at 49th St. Sat on the N for a little while hearing about "signal problems at Times Square." Eventually gave that up and walked to the 6 at 51st. Didn't even get on, because all of the 6 trains were running express because of some other problem.
Gave up and walked to the office. Got there an hour late.
TIL about TC-14, a protocol droid who appeared in Star Wars Episode 1. She was kind of dumb, because her memory banks were wiped regulary to prevent her from developing a personality. She was acted by John Fensom Show more
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
(But that bit about her being memory wiped was actually true: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/TC-14)
New photoblog post: Green to Purple, Ithaca
I'm a storyteller in both my personal and my professional lives. Expect weird musings and cute cat pictures.
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