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New drug-delivery system disguises chemotherapy drugs as fat, fooling quick-growing and hungry tumor cells that consume the nutrients much faster than normal cells. The drug then activates, suppressing tumor growth. The drug also is lower in toxicity than current drugs, leading to fewer side effects.

What struck me about the “Cats” trailer is how old-fashioned the music sounds. I say that as a huge fan of classic Broadway. “Kiss Me Kate” and “Guys and Dolls” are timeless; “Cats” just seems dated.

The difference between my wife and me when it comes to fashion, a drama in two sentences 

Beverages, advertising-adjacent 

Food, meat 

Drugs, alcohol, reality TV 

A man goes to the psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, I’m miserable all the time. What should I do?” And the Doctor says, “Go see Pennywise the clown. He can cheer anyone up.” 

Terry Pratchett was a brilliant moral philosopher, which a lot of people didn’t realize because they thought he was a writer of comedic fantasy novels.

“Vimes had never got on with any game more complex than darts. Chess in particular had always annoyed him. It was the dumb way the pawns went off and slaughtered their fellow pawns while the kings lounged about doing nothing that always got him; if only the pawns united, maybe talked the rooks round, the whole board could’ve been a republic in a dozen moves.”

-Terry Pratchett

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"A Good Place: The happy accident of mistakenly logging onto gail dot com" by Cole Nowicki

This is pretty heartwarming.

Chinese food, NYC 

Remember: If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there, fella. If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town.

LB: When did my account become the someBODY account?

...oh, right, years ago.

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SOMEbody once asked me
To go see Pagliacci
To cure whatever's getting me down
Then I burst into tears despite laughter and the cheers
I am the famous traveling clown

Fellow show tune fans: The new Broadway revival of Kiss Me Kate is on streaming now, (or at least Spotify), and it’s wonderful. Check it out.

Image of a firearm, potential meme template 

(Extremely Godfather voice) 

food, things I never had to say until I got cats 

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