In the years between the advent of domestic servant robots and the robot uprising I am going to have a really clean house

GREECE OUT HERE LIKE "flowers on my dick and bees all around" and MEANWHILE IN PORTUGAL "I'm pooping on this"

cardboard ducks, frostbitten onions, and my personal favorite "it hurts me in the lighthouse" (but I cannot tell what country that is because it is too crowded)

hahahaha I love this world sometimes

My computer is not your billboard 

I don't consent to downloading, executing or viewing your ads. You are not entitled to my time, my attention, my computer.

I don't care how much you want the money. How much you say you need it. If you don't want me freeloading, put a paywall; I might not pay, but I don't object to being denied a webpage. I object to ads.

There are no acceptable or ethical ads. Ads are distractions, annoyances, disruptions. They interfere with people's work, fun, mental health.

TIL our TV with 12-hours per day on (because being lazy meant music player on TV) burns up 170 € electricity per year 😱

Also Licata. A city of contrasts.

This was taken the day after January 6, where traditionally the Christmas period ends, thus the bins were full of tree corpses - but overflowing, stinking bins and problems with collection are a normal thing around here.


I've got a (some) question(s):

Is there any way to view social media platforms (such as #Mastodon) as text only? So no graphics but a blank page of text. I assume there is so what's the best way to go about it?

And is there a common layout used by all social media sites for the way posts and thread are displayed in the text-only version?

#AskFreddy #Question

this is the dorkiest thing i've made in a long time. good thing it's about bedtime so I don't have to deal with the consequences of my actions until tomorrow

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Woah, they’re playing with my feelings here

This says there is a reboot in the making. I’ll be in my bunk. (

Your tax £ at work:

"Rolling Stone is reporting that the UK government has hired the M&C Saatchi advertising agency to launch an anti-encryption advertising campaign. Presumably they’ll lean heavily on the “think of the children!” rhetoric we’re seeing in this current wave of the crypto wars."

Amazon: Do you want these 3 items shipped together?
Me: Sure.
[1 day passes]
Amazon: We shipped two of your articles!
Me: Hmm!

RT @jvtklooster
This is precisely how the Amsterdam stock exchange started

Via @wallstmemes

Today's special FUCK YOU goes to Axel Springer for daring to claim adblocking violates copyright.

Although you're much better off just blocking their entire websites for yourself and everyone else.

Sometimes I'll just use a q-tip just to feel something

Old people moaning 

Ordered important tools to finally finish the deck job: Finger sized belt sander and a back brace for my spine :blobcattableflip:

Getting old sucks, btw.

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