Baa<p><span>I turn on my PC.<br><br>The local wildlife are immediately sterilised by the untreated waste of my four un-shielded nuclear reactors, operating far beyond criticality.<br><br>The sound of 10,000 cooling fans deafens the city's morning traffic as my warehouse of 500 parallelised AMD EPYC CPUs stolen from OpenAI burst into life, forming the equivalent processing power of 2019 in one room.<br><br>Nearby, my cluster of Nvidia 6090 Test Cards begins to warp the local time continuum as they calculate answers man was never meant to know.<br><br><br></span><b>Very gently, I open Microsoft Teams.</b><span><br><br>Instantly, the already deafening noise of fans increases to a murderous wail as they try to keep my equipment at operating temperatures. A nuclear reactors' fusion catches up with its cooling and explodes destroying the lives of millions. The floor begins to melt away as my processors overclocked ten-fold reach critical mass and descend directly into hell. My Nvidia cluster collapses into a singularity and begins to devour the planet.<br><br>Quickly now, I open a text chat, it's a bit laggy.<br><br>The sheer struggle of loading some text destroys the remaining systems. Me and my equipment are deleted from reality by an unknown overseer.<br><br>Humanity is not ready for instant messaging.<br></span><a href="https://mk.absturztau.be/tags/Microsoft" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Microsoft</a> <a href="https://mk.absturztau.be/tags/Teams" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Teams</a><span><br><br>RE: </span><a href="https://fedi.absturztau.be/objects/039d5d58-ec35-44e4-912e-3a42fea99c12" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://fedi.absturztau.be/objects/039d5d58-ec35-44e4-912e-3a42fea99c12</a></p>