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BOOKFORGE<p>I've released my third short story on Lavishly Entangled Words of Enlightenment. It's titled The Lost Coffee Verses of Genesis. Check it out!</p><p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/lost-coffee-of-125297143" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">patreon.com/posts/lost-coffee-</span><span class="invisible">of-125297143</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shortstory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shortstory</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/coffeehumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeehumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/religoushumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>religoushumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comody" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comody</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/parody" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parody</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/writer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>writer</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/author" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>author</span></a></p>
CafeXperiment :verified:<p>Coffee shop in Ottawa is ditching "Americano" for "Canadiano".</p><p>Seem legit.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/mondaymotivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mondaymotivation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeeaddict" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeeaddict</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/canada" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>canada</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/cafexperiment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cafexperiment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeequote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeequote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/teamcoffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>teamcoffee</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeelover" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeelover</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeememe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeememe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/caffe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>caffe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffee</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/kaffe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kaffe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/cafe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cafe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffegram" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffegram</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeehumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeehumor</span></a></p>
idunn<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/coffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffee</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/coffeehumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeehumor</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/coffeeday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeeday</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/foodhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>foodhumor</span></a></p>
CafeXperiment :verified:<p>The kind of person I want in my life? ❤️<br>✍ @Case.kenny</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/mondaymotivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mondaymotivation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeeaddict" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeeaddict</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/TGIF" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TGIF</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/cafexperiment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cafexperiment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeequote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeequote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/teamcoffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>teamcoffee</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeelover" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeelover</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeememe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeememe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/caffe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>caffe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffee</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/kaffe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kaffe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/cafe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cafe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffegram" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffegram</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeehumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeehumor</span></a></p>
Brian Jopek<p><a href="https://home.social/tags/CoffeeHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CoffeeHumor</span></a></p>
CafeXperiment :verified:<p>Congratulations on being only 20 cups of coffee away from the weekend.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/weekendquote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>weekendquote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/mondaymotivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mondaymotivation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeeaddict" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeeaddict</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/TGIF" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TGIF</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/cafexperiment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cafexperiment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeequote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeequote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/teamcoffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>teamcoffee</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeelover" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeelover</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeememe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeememe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/caffe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>caffe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffee</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/kaffe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kaffe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/cafe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cafe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffegram" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffegram</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeehumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeehumor</span></a></p>
Photoist♾️<p>I often stir things, such as my coffee, with a fork rather than a spoon. </p><p>My supposition is that the tines of a fork are superior for mixing the cream and sugar by forcing everything to flow between the tines, thereby creating a swirling wake of homogeneity. </p><p>Discuss.........</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/Coffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Coffee</span></a> <br><a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/coffeehumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeehumor</span></a> <br><a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/TuesdayVibe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TuesdayVibe</span></a> <br><a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/WTFisWrongWithMe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WTFisWrongWithMe</span></a></p>
Photoist♾️<p><a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/coffeehumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeehumor</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/Coffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Coffee</span></a> </p><p>WAITRESS: Here, I'll just top off your coffee</p><p>ME: Calculating how much extra cream and sugar to add to the 5/32nds of a cup she just poured</p>
Calamity Jess<p><a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffee</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeehumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeehumor</span></a></p>
CafeXperiment :verified:<p>I'm already sick from all the coffee I've had.<br>OH LOOK, COFFEE!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/dory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dory</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeeaddict" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeeaddict</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/TGIF" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TGIF</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/cafexperiment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cafexperiment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeequote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeequote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/teamcoffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>teamcoffee</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeelover" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeelover</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeememe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeememe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/caffe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>caffe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffee</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/kaffe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kaffe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/cafe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cafe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffegram" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffegram</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/coffeehumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffeehumor</span></a></p>
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