I fucking told you it's the only thing keeping me sane.
Swearing is linked with increased pain tolerance and strength https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/2025/03/05/swearing-pain-tolerance-strength-science/
@jesuisatire @jeffjarvis here is your fu**ing un-paywalled link https://archive.fo/bzkhS
Why would I want to read a f*** st*** take from an idi*** billionairs newspaper on a screen @meercat0?
I wouldn't even be able to use it as toilet paper once finished the sh**ty reading. And that would be most likely the only f*** thing from the f*** #disunitedStates (ok that's actually a good thing) useful at all now a days.
Like to say:
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
(Stares at st*** for too long). Uh, apologies @jesuisatire @meercat0 , but is that just _stupid_ or is my vocabulary missing a cool swear starting with ‘st’?
Not sure about this one @meercat0, I mean, is @cascheranno ..
@jesuisatire @meercat0 My preferred adjectives are precaffeinated and insomniac. And I really needed a studly stultifying cussy stand-in for s(i)tuations starting with st.