You wanted Java 24? How adorable.
Fun fact: Ancient relics like Maven happily obey any Java version , but modern, cutting-edge tools. Gradle, AWS Lambda, and more require new releases just to function.
Because nothing says progress like mandatory dependencies.
Meanwhile, Kubernetes & Maven sit back, laughing.
They do whatever they want.
They are independent.
Unlike you.
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