Maltimore @maltimore@social.tchncs.de

Whenever mathematicians invoke theorems, I always picture them as anime characters calling out their attacks in a fight.

Dedekinnnndddd CUT! (slices across the real line)

Frobenius! Automorphism! (transforms into a car)

Taaaate... Shafareviiich... GROUP! (summons a swarm of sharp geometric shurikens)

RIEMAAAAANNNN!!! HYPOTHESISSSSS!! (ultimate attack, unblockable, ignores all defenses, huge mushroom cloud leaving behind a huge smouldering crater)

This was super surreal. I was just reading through my RSS feed, and I saw that someone was colorizing public domain films, and I was getting ready to compare their results with mine when I realized that it was an article about me.

Overall, which one would you use?

Please boost.

@InternetEh

Together with a group of Berlin based artists, students, and event organizers we want to open a Berlin instance of the new federated event platform Mobilizon @mobilizon (part of @fediverse) and get people out of the Facebook Events. We are looking for people to help us with the installation, maintenance, code of conduct etc.
@gnuHU_linux @clubdiscordia @cryptoparty_berlin @reclaim_club_culture

Tonight in #CircusInPlace I'll be taking another desperately needed break from reality to move my body and chat with friendly people.

If any of those things sound appealing I'd welcome the company.

The #clown powered #acrobatic #circus silliness starts at 8pm UTC-5:

https://meet.jit.si/CircusHomeGym

New Debian Developers and Maintainers (September and October 2020) https://bits.debian.org/2020/11/new-developers-2020-10.html

Kudos to @eff

GitHub Reinstates YouTube-dl Library After EFF Intervention

https://m.slashdot.org/story/378358

You’ve heard of serverless cloud architecture

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Cloudless server architecture

We’re offering features you thought you could only dream of:

Hardened database security: Databases don’t have to be exposed to the network thanks to the wonders of On-System Databases™ and Unix Sockets™, hardening security tenfold!
Latency-free database connections: As if that wasn’t good enough, On-System Databases™ allow you to dramatically reduce latency by bypassing the need for pesky network connections!
On-Demand Web Worker Process Spawning™ using the Common Gateway Interface™
Bare-Metal Access™ to On-Server Storage™ for unparalleled Read™ and Write™ speeds
Predictable costs: No more surprise bills. Pay only for what you specify! Our patent-pending Hardware Limitations™ automatically throttles your cloudless server if you reach capacity
Documentation: tired of trying to navigate through the jungle of outdated and incorrect Azure or AWS documentation? Don’t fret! Operating systems are documented by the most dedicated gangs of nerds you can find on freenode!

CryptPad.fr usage has hit a record high, likely due to European lockdowns. 80K+ IPs have visited cryptpad.fr in the last week opening 360K pads. Notably, registration and drive usage are up 30% from April, showing CryptPad users are here to stay! #privacy #e2ee #cryptpad

picorio maybe to be a risc-v alternative to the raspberry pi / beaglebone ? https://riscv.org/blog/2020/11/picorio-the-raspberry-pi-like-small-board-computer-for-risc-v/

I'll be talking about #Flathub tomorrow at 18:15 UTC on LAS2020. Drop by to listen about what and how we have been doing this year and what are the plans for the future. https://conf.linuxappsummit.org/event/1/contributions/1/

I feel seen

@rysiek hahah

good thing I'm not the only one who got reminded of this: https://www.quora.com/Is-the-famous-headline-Fog-in-Channel-Continent-Cut-Off-an-urban-myth